Monday, March 10, 2008

The glass is half full...of Xanax

Looking for free meds? Well look no further!


A recent Associated press investigation found that a wide variety of prescription medications- including including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones are available at the low low cost of FREE and in the new super easy to swallow "tap water," form.

That's right! Gone are the days of pesky pill swallowing, inconvenient childproof caps and standing in long lines at the pharmacy.

Can you pause your TIVO and walk over to your faucet? If you answered "yes," then you can regulate your cholesterol.

I couldn't be more delighted. Finally I will have access to a variety of medications that a certain stingy doctor won't prescribe because of their supposedly "addictive nature." Who know all it took was throwing out my Britta filter?

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