Joke Party USA

Okay, so it's not really a party, more of a small get together with a few close friends. I've decided to begin a new segment called, "My favorite Jokes This Week That Didn't Make it Into the Show."


A few new Mel Gibson tapes have surfaced and in one of them he dropped 25 F-Bombs in two minutes. He could’ve said the F word a few more times, but then he wouldn't have been able to work in “Murder,” “Shovel,” and “Rarrrrrrrhhhhh!”



Star Magazine is releasing eight never before seen photos of Angelina Jolie and in one she apparently has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. I love how Star acts like some old photos from Angelina’s Sweet Sixteen party are news.


People magazine has this exclusive: (pop) “At Home With the Cast of Jersey Shore.”
When the cameras aren’t rolling their favorite things to do are sleep in, read the paper, and wipe the vomit off the walls.

Now that's more like it...

Finally a Democrat with some teeth!

Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner ripped Republicans in an almost two minute rant for opposing the James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act.

I don't have anything funny to say about it, I just think it's awesome.