Monday, August 30, 2010

How Did These Jokes NOT Make the Show?

Heidi Montag is reportedly in talks to release her rumored sex tape. So if you are a guy who loves porn but hates getting boners, this is the tape for you!

The entire Real Housewives of New Jersey cast have been banned from the New Jersey Country Club in Wayne, N.J. They are always welcome though at another popular New Jersey club- Donny’s Waterslide Park and Waterbed Emporium.

According to Lindsay Lohan’s doctors in rehab, she was misdiagnosed with having ADHD and wrongly prescribed Adderal. Apparently all this time, she’s just had a case of the stupids.