George Clooney’s Girlfriend Looks Great in a One-Piece But Can She Make Banana Bread?

Okay, I don’t think any of us here at kriskimmel.blogspot are surprised that Sarah Larson looks smashing in a bathing suit.

But George- how about a great girl who looks pretty okay in a one-piece and knows where Darfur is?

We know someone here on staff…

In other Clooney Watch ’08 news, George continues to be Best Man Ever, by donating some more money to Darfur.

George Clooney Still NOT Engaged

In an attempt to mention George Clooney in any way possible, US Weekly reported today that George Clooney continues to NOT be engaged to girlfriend of one-year, Sarah Larson.

Not that I blame US Weekly, I also bring up George Clooney, on average, once a day. I never do it intentionally, it just seems to come up in my everyday conversations.

"Hey Kris, do you wanna go grab a coffee?"

"A coffee sounds great! Speaking of great, George Clooney...is pretty great. Wouldn't you agree?
See, what I mean!

In a related story, George Clooney continues to also NOT be engaged to me.