Yes this is James Franco on the cover of Candy magazine, the first ever fashion mag to celebrate transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny. Go ahead and keep trying to make me not wanna make out with you Franco, I will not break!
It’s confirmed, The Real Housewives of Miami is the next series in the popular franchise. Hey Bravo, are you ever going to give us a Real Housewives of Folsom Prison? Or are you just going to ignore my letters? Because I WILL keep sending them…I have so many stamps.
Returning Bachelor Brad Womack covers this week’s People and reveals that taking another crack of love on the Bachelor feels like a risky venture. But it’s amazing how many risks you are willing to take after a few months as an assistant manager of Artie’s Mattress Warehouse.
Raising Sextuplets dad Bryan Masche was arrested for resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and threatening domestic violence.
He only did it because he heard in prison you get to sleep all the time and make the sweet sweet kind of love that doesn’t make babies.
Jennifer McCarthy revealed to her pal Oprah that the reason her relationship ended with Jim Carrey was that it stopped being fun. You know how it is, when the motorboating ends, so does the fun.
There are rumors that Snooki was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. As much as it turns on the gentleman, that girl has got to stop guzzling her own body weight in tequila!
Bling Ring member and Pretty Wild Star Alexis Neiers is writing a book. Ooh, I bet she’s writing a book about trickle down economics, which as I understand happens when a teenaged hooligan breaks into celebrities homes and then get her own reality show. There is also a possibility that I don’t know what trickle down economics are.
The Octomom’s sold her old bras and bikinis at a yard sale and offered to take photos with people for $10. And for $20, she’ll take a photo with you AND carry your baby to term.
Katy Perry is set to appear on a special Christmas episode of The Simpsons. She is going to play the Ghost of Christmas Boobs
Lady Gaga wore this ass- less sparkly jumpsuit at an LA tribute concert for John Lennon. Oh yeah, remember that song, “All we are saying is give ASS a chance.”
Katy Perry Celebrated her Bachelorette Party in Vegas with Rihanna.
Russell Brand showed up wasted, got naked and demanded everyone eat cake off his penis, oh, not because it was Katy’s party, because it was Tuesday.
Jersey Shores JWoww has accepted a $400,000 offer from Playboy to take it all off. Update, Playboy called back and offered her $500,000 to keep some of it on.
David Hasselhoff is humiliated that he was the first dancer voted off Dancing With the Stars. Oh, no…I smell a shame spiral coming and it smells a lot like vodka and cheeseburgers
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came under fire for the hair clip she wore to a UN meeting this week. I wish she would spend less time knowing stuff and more time focusing on her appearance, I mean c’mon, it works for Sarah Palin.
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